退屈な旅行でのチームメイトの誘惑は、オナニーの楽しみにつながります

This is a bit boring isn't it? I mean I didn't have high hopes when they said

team building work and away team building weekend away but you know this

is worse than I expected. I thought they'd have more like activities planned

for us, do you know what I mean? I mean they got us to come here for the whole

weekend and we've done like that one sort of safety fallback thing and like