私のチンポ、痴女！

Hi, I'm from the internship office. Your maid told me to come up here.

Well, come on in. My secretary told me you'd be coming over.

Yeah, Liz, I apologize about the way I'm dressed, but I was at the park playing some basketball and I got this cell phone call and they told me to come over right away.

Yes, I did review your resume.

I have to tell you honestly, I wasn't very impressed.