私は親友の夫と浮気して素敵なものを買うために彼を買収するか、妻に告げる

I'm so sorry I turned up early but um your wife Emma she told me to get here

and it's a quarter past two so where is she?

She's still out shopping I thought she was gonna wait for me. Alright well

hopefully she'll be back soon do you mind if I just sit here for a bit? Thank

you yeah I'm good I'm good um she told me to dress up in something nice so you