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Hello love. Hi handsome stranger. You've had the worst day ever. Give me a stiff drink.

Right. Okay I can erm, I can sort of give you half of that. Why? Well, see.

You're going to keep the change? Oh bless you, that's very kind. But erm, see we're a bit...

Oh you're joking. It's, you know, and erm... You're supposed to be a bar.

Well yeah, well it's erm, yeah. What have you got then? Well, see, that went down well.